Critical Tortoise

Critical Tortoise Limited

Turned to net liabilitiesActiveLatest figures: 2025Abridged accountsCompany only24 years on the register

Private limited company registered in Tyne And Wear, classed under “Portrait photographic activities” and 1 other activity.

Headline figures

FY to Sept 2025 · Company only

Turnover

For subscribers

Profit after tax

—

Not filed: small-company exemption

Net assets

For subscribers

Cash

For subscribers

Employees

For subscribers

2 findings from the figures, in plain English

Written by rules from the figures on this page. Not a forecast or a credit opinion.

Pro

Every figure for all 5 years

“—” means we did not find the figure in a source; it is never filled with an estimate.

From the filed balance sheets · £

Balance sheet	2022	2023	2024	2025
Fixed assets
Current assets
Creditors due within a year
Net current assets
Net assets
Ratios
Current ratioCurrent assets for every £1 owed within a year
Creditors to assetsEverything owed to creditors as a share of fixed plus current assets

5 balance-sheet lines and 2 ratios, every year

A ratio appears only for years where every line it needs was filed. Lines are as tagged in the accounts; nothing is added up or estimated.

›What does Critical Tortoise do?

Private limited company registered in Tyne And Wear, classed under “Portrait photographic activities” and 1 other activity.

›How much turnover does Critical Tortoise make?

Answered in the full report

›Is Critical Tortoise profitable?

Critical Tortoise's profit isn't public: small companies may file without a profit and loss account.

›How many people work at Critical Tortoise?

Answered in the full report

›Where is Critical Tortoise based?

Its registered office is Barmoor Cottage Emmaville, Ryton, Tyne And Wear, NE40 3TS, in Tyne And Wear.

›When was Critical Tortoise founded?

Critical Tortoise Limited was incorporated on 6 November 2001.

›Is Critical Tortoise still trading?

The register lists Critical Tortoise Limited as active.