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Retail sale via mail order houses or via Internet · Hildenborough, Kent
Hypnotic Monkey Cards
Hypnotic Monkey Cards Ltd
Private limited company registered in Hildenborough, classed under “Retail sale via mail order houses or via Internet”.
Headline figures
FY to Oct 2025 · Company only
Turnover
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Profit after tax
—
Not filed: small-company exemption
Net assets
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Cash
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Employees
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Retained reserves
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What the numbers say
1 finding from the figures, in plain English
Written by rules from the figures on this page. Not a forecast or a credit opinion.
History
| £ | 2025 |
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| Profit after tax | — |
| Turnover | |
| Net assets | |
| Cash | |
| Employees | |
| Retained reserves |
Every figure for the year
“—” means we did not find the figure in a source; it is never filled with an estimate.
Balance sheet and ratios
From the filed balance sheets · £
| Balance sheet | 2025 |
|---|---|
| Current assets | |
| of which debtors | |
| of which cash | |
| Creditors due within a year | |
| Net current assets | |
| Net assets | |
| Ratios | |
| Current ratioCurrent assets for every £1 owed within a year | |
| Cash ratioCash for every £1 owed within a year | |
| Creditors to assetsEverything owed to creditors as a share of fixed plus current assets | |
6 balance-sheet lines and 3 ratios, every year
A ratio appears only for years where every line it needs was filed. Lines are as tagged in the accounts; nothing is added up or estimated.
Questions people ask
›What does Hypnotic Monkey Cards do?
Private limited company registered in Hildenborough, classed under “Retail sale via mail order houses or via Internet”.
›How much turnover does Hypnotic Monkey Cards make?
Answered in the full report
›Is Hypnotic Monkey Cards profitable?
Hypnotic Monkey Cards's profit isn't public: small companies may file without a profit and loss account.
›How many people work at Hypnotic Monkey Cards?
Answered in the full report
›Where is Hypnotic Monkey Cards based?
Its registered office is Hilden Park House, 79 Tonbridge Road, Hildenborough, Kent, TN11 9BH, in Hildenborough, Kent.
›When was Hypnotic Monkey Cards founded?
Hypnotic Monkey Cards Ltd was incorporated on 26 November 2024.
›Is Hypnotic Monkey Cards still trading?
The register lists Hypnotic Monkey Cards Ltd as active.