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Buying and selling of own real estate · Glasgow
Sad Machine
Sad Machine Ltd
Private limited company registered in Glasgow, classed under “Buying and selling of own real estate”.
Headline figures
FY to Dec 2025 · Company only
Turnover
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Profit after tax
—
Not filed: small-company exemption
Net assets
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Cash
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Employees
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Retained reserves
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What the numbers say
1 finding from the figures, in plain English
Written by rules from the figures on this page. Not a forecast or a credit opinion.
History
| £ | 2025 |
|---|---|
| Profit after tax | — |
| Turnover | |
| Net assets | |
| Cash | |
| Employees | |
| Retained reserves |
Every figure for the year
“—” means we did not find the figure in a source; it is never filled with an estimate.
Balance sheet and ratios
From the filed balance sheets · £
| Balance sheet | 2025 |
|---|---|
| Fixed assets | |
| Creditors due within a year | |
| Net current assets | |
| Ratios | |
| Cash ratioCash for every £1 owed within a year | |
3 balance-sheet lines and 1 ratios, every year
A ratio appears only for years where every line it needs was filed. Lines are as tagged in the accounts; nothing is added up or estimated.
Questions people ask
›What does Sad Machine do?
Private limited company registered in Glasgow, classed under “Buying and selling of own real estate”.
›How much turnover does Sad Machine make?
Answered in the full report
›Is Sad Machine profitable?
Sad Machine's profit isn't public: small companies may file without a profit and loss account.
›How many people work at Sad Machine?
Answered in the full report
›Where is Sad Machine based?
Its registered office is Gordon Chambers Sixth Floor, 90 Mitchell Street, Glasgow, G1 3NQ, in Glasgow.
›When was Sad Machine founded?
Sad Machine Ltd was incorporated on 5 December 2024.
›Is Sad Machine still trading?
The register lists Sad Machine Ltd as active.