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Private limited company registered in London, classed under “Artistic creation”.
Headline figures
FY to Mar 2025 · Company only
Turnover
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Profit after tax
£5.38m
Net assets
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Cash
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Employees
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Retained reserves
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What the numbers say
3 findings from the figures, in plain English
Written by rules from the figures on this page. Not a forecast or a credit opinion.
History
| £ | 2021 | 2022 | 2023 | 2024 | 2025 |
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| Profit after tax | £5.38m | ||||
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Every figure for all 5 years
“—” means we did not find the figure in a source; it is never filled with an estimate.
Balance sheet and ratios
From the filed balance sheets · £
| Balance sheet | 2022 | 2023 | 2024 | 2025 |
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| Ratios | ||||
| Return on equityProfit after tax as a share of net assets | ||||
| Dividends to profitDividends paid as a share of profit after tax, in a year with a profit | ||||
| Current ratioCurrent assets for every £1 owed within a year | ||||
| Cash ratioCash for every £1 owed within a year | ||||
| Creditors to assetsEverything owed to creditors as a share of fixed plus current assets | ||||
7 balance-sheet lines and 5 ratios, every year
A ratio appears only for years where every line it needs was filed. Lines are as tagged in the accounts; nothing is added up or estimated.
Questions people ask
›What does Glum Tortoise do?
Private limited company registered in London, classed under “Artistic creation”.
›How much turnover does Glum Tortoise make?
Answered in the full report
›Is Glum Tortoise profitable?
Yes: it made a profit after tax of £5.38m in the year to 31 March 2025, its latest filed accounts.
›How many people work at Glum Tortoise?
Answered in the full report
›Where is Glum Tortoise based?
Its registered office is Eighth Floor 6 New Street Square, New Fetter Lane, London, EC4A 3AQ, in London.
›When was Glum Tortoise founded?
Glum Tortoise Limited was incorporated on 7 April 2020.
›Is Glum Tortoise still trading?
The register lists Glum Tortoise Limited as active.