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Private limited company registered in Wilmslow, classed under “Licensed restaurants”.
Headline figures
FY to May 2026 · Company only
Turnover
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Profit after tax
—
Not filed: small-company exemption
Net assets
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Cash
For subscribers
Employees
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What the numbers say
1 finding from the figures, in plain English
Written by rules from the figures on this page. Not a forecast or a credit opinion.
History
| £ | 2023 | 2024 | 2025 | 2026 |
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| Profit after tax | — | |||
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Every figure for all 4 years
“—” means we did not find the figure in a source; it is never filled with an estimate.
Balance sheet and ratios
From the filed balance sheets · £
| Balance sheet | 2023 | 2024 | 2025 | 2026 |
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| Current ratioCurrent assets for every £1 owed within a year | ||||
| Creditors to assetsEverything owed to creditors as a share of fixed plus current assets | ||||
5 balance-sheet lines and 2 ratios, every year
A ratio appears only for years where every line it needs was filed. Lines are as tagged in the accounts; nothing is added up or estimated.
Questions people ask
›What does Absurd Hospitality do?
Private limited company registered in Wilmslow, classed under “Licensed restaurants”.
›How much turnover does Absurd Hospitality make?
Answered in the full report
›Is Absurd Hospitality profitable?
Absurd Hospitality's profit isn't public: small companies may file without a profit and loss account.
›How many people work at Absurd Hospitality?
Answered in the full report
›Where is Absurd Hospitality based?
Its registered office is 1st Floor Camellia House, Water Lane, Wilmslow, SK9 5BB, in Wilmslow.
›When was Absurd Hospitality founded?
Absurd Hospitality Limited was incorporated on 9 May 2022.
›Is Absurd Hospitality still trading?
The register lists Absurd Hospitality Limited as active.