Honk If You're Horny

Honk If You're Horny Ltd

ActiveLatest figures: 2025Abridged accountsCompany only4 years on the register

Private limited company registered in Chester, classed under “Artistic creation”.

Headline figures

FY to Oct 2025 · Company only

Turnover

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Profit after tax

—

Not filed: small-company exemption

Net assets

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Cash

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Employees

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2 findings from the figures, in plain English

Written by rules from the figures on this page. Not a forecast or a credit opinion.

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Every figure for all 3 years

“—” means we did not find the figure in a source; it is never filled with an estimate.

From the filed balance sheets · £

Balance sheet	2023	2024	2025
Current assets
Creditors due within a year
Net current assets
Net assets
Ratios
Current ratioCurrent assets for every £1 owed within a year
Creditors to assetsEverything owed to creditors as a share of fixed plus current assets

4 balance-sheet lines and 2 ratios, every year

A ratio appears only for years where every line it needs was filed. Lines are as tagged in the accounts; nothing is added up or estimated.

›What does Honk If You're Horny do?

Private limited company registered in Chester, classed under “Artistic creation”.

›How much turnover does Honk If You're Horny make?

Answered in the full report

›Is Honk If You're Horny profitable?

Honk If You're Horny's profit isn't public: small companies may file without a profit and loss account.

›How many people work at Honk If You're Horny?

Answered in the full report

›Where is Honk If You're Horny based?

Its registered office is Flat 1 Albion Mews, Albion Street, Chester, CH1 1RQ, in Chester.

›When was Honk If You're Horny founded?

Honk If You're Horny Ltd was incorporated on 5 October 2022.

›Is Honk If You're Horny still trading?

The register lists Honk If You're Horny Ltd as active.