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Private limited company registered in Witham, classed under “specialised design activities”.
Headline figures
FY to Mar 2025 · Company only
Turnover
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Profit after tax
−£140
Net assets
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Cash
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Employees
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What the numbers say
3 findings from the figures, in plain English
Written by rules from the figures on this page. Not a forecast or a credit opinion.
History
| £ | 2021 | 2022 | 2023 | 2024 | 2025 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Profit after tax | −£140 | ||||
| Turnover | |||||
| Net assets | |||||
| Cash | |||||
| Employees |
Every figure for all 5 years
“—” means we did not find the figure in a source; it is never filled with an estimate.
Balance sheet and ratios
From the filed balance sheets · £
| Balance sheet | 2022 | 2023 | 2024 | 2025 |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Current assets | ||||
| Net current assets | ||||
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| Ratios | ||||
| Return on equityProfit after tax as a share of net assets | ||||
| Turnover per employeeTurnover divided by average staff | ||||
3 balance-sheet lines and 2 ratios, every year
A ratio appears only for years where every line it needs was filed. Lines are as tagged in the accounts; nothing is added up or estimated.
Questions people ask
›What does Not an Ostrich do?
Private limited company registered in Witham, classed under “specialised design activities”.
›How much turnover does Not an Ostrich make?
Answered in the full report
›Is Not an Ostrich profitable?
No: it made a loss after tax of £140 in the year to 31 March 2025, its latest filed accounts.
›How many people work at Not an Ostrich?
Answered in the full report
›Where is Not an Ostrich based?
Its registered office is 10 St. Nicholas Road, Witham, Essex, CM8 2JF, in Witham, Essex.
›When was Not an Ostrich founded?
Not an Ostrich Ltd was incorporated on 8 August 2015.
›Is Not an Ostrich still trading?
The register lists Not an Ostrich Ltd as active.