Loading the map…
Private limited company registered in London, classed under “Business and domestic software development”.
Headline figures
FY to Sept 2025 · Company only
Turnover
For subscribers
Profit after tax
−£80
Net assets
For subscribers
Cash
For subscribers
Employees
For subscribers
What the numbers say
4 findings from the figures, in plain English
Written by rules from the figures on this page. Not a forecast or a credit opinion.
History
| £ | 2021 | 2022* | 2023 | 2024 | 2025 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Profit after tax | −£80 | ||||
| Turnover | |||||
| Net assets | |||||
| Cash | |||||
| Employees |
Every figure for all 5 years
“—” means we did not find the figure in a source; it is never filled with an estimate. * Restated: the next year's accounts printed different figures for this year, and those later figures are shown.
Balance sheet and ratios
From the filed balance sheets · £
| Balance sheet | 2022 | 2023 | 2024 | 2025 |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Fixed assets | ||||
| Current assets | ||||
| Creditors due within a year | ||||
| Net current assets | ||||
| Creditors due after a year | ||||
| Net assets | ||||
| Ratios | ||||
| Profit marginProfit after tax as a share of turnover | ||||
| Return on equityProfit after tax as a share of net assets | ||||
| Creditors to assetsEverything owed to creditors as a share of fixed plus current assets | ||||
| Turnover per employeeTurnover divided by average staff | ||||
6 balance-sheet lines and 4 ratios, every year
A ratio appears only for years where every line it needs was filed. Lines are as tagged in the accounts; nothing is added up or estimated.
Questions people ask
›What does Totally Fat Unicorn do?
Private limited company registered in London, classed under “Business and domestic software development”.
›How much turnover does Totally Fat Unicorn make?
Answered in the full report
›Is Totally Fat Unicorn profitable?
No: it made a loss after tax of £80 in the year to 30 September 2025, its latest filed accounts.
›How many people work at Totally Fat Unicorn?
Answered in the full report
›Where is Totally Fat Unicorn based?
Its registered office is 157 King'S Cross Road, London, WC1X 9BN, in London.
›When was Totally Fat Unicorn founded?
Totally Fat Unicorn Ltd was incorporated on 7 September 2015.
›Is Totally Fat Unicorn still trading?
The register lists Totally Fat Unicorn Ltd as active.