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Private limited company registered in London, classed under “Buying and selling of own real estate”.
Headline figures
FY to Mar 2026 · Company only
Turnover
For subscribers
Profit after tax
—
Not filed: small-company exemption
Net assets
For subscribers
Cash
For subscribers
Employees
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What the numbers say
1 finding from the figures, in plain English
Written by rules from the figures on this page. Not a forecast or a credit opinion.
History
| £ | 2025 | 2026 |
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| Profit after tax | — | |
| Turnover | ||
| Net assets | ||
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| Employees |
Every figure for all 2 years
“—” means we did not find the figure in a source; it is never filled with an estimate.
Balance sheet and ratios
From the filed balance sheets · £
| Balance sheet | 2025 | 2026 |
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7 balance-sheet lines, every year
A ratio appears only for years where every line it needs was filed. Lines are as tagged in the accounts; nothing is added up or estimated.
Timeline
Checked 2026-10-25
- AccountsMicro company accounts made up to 31 March 2026
- ChargesRegistration of charge 163534420001, created on 24 July 2026
- OwnershipChange of details for Dr Philip Alexander Poliakoff Coen as a person with significant control on 8 August 2025 (and 1 more like it since 16 December 2025)
- OwnershipChange of details for Mr Timothy Ernesto Poliakoff Coen as a person with significant control on 8 August 2025
- DirectorsDirector's details changed for Mr Timothy Ernesto Coen on 8 August 2025
- OwnershipNotification of Timothy Ernesto Poliakoff Coen as a person with significant control on 26 July 2025
- DirectorsAppointment of Mr Timothy Ernesto Coen as a director on 26 July 2025
- SharesStatement of capital following an allotment of shares on 26 July 2025 · GBP 2
- IncorporationIncorporation
From the Companies House filing history. Routine confirmation statements are left out, and a run of the same filing is shown once.
Questions people ask
›What does Wet Tea Towels do?
Private limited company registered in London, classed under “Buying and selling of own real estate”.
›How much turnover does Wet Tea Towels make?
Answered in the full report
›Is Wet Tea Towels profitable?
Wet Tea Towels's profit isn't public: small companies may file without a profit and loss account.
›How many people work at Wet Tea Towels?
Answered in the full report
›Who runs and owns Wet Tea Towels?
Its directors are Philip Alexander Poliakoff Coen, Timothy Ernesto Poliakoff Coen. Its owners are shown to subscribers.
›Where is Wet Tea Towels based?
Its registered office is 31 Theseus Walk, London, N1 8DS, in London.
›When was Wet Tea Towels founded?
Wet Tea Towels Ltd was incorporated on 31 March 2025.
›Is Wet Tea Towels still trading?
The register lists Wet Tea Towels Ltd as active.